Saturday, April 14, 2012

Your Vagina is Too Brown therefore you are not wanted!??



Darker skinned people are made even more insecure by this stupid Indian (from India) television commercial for fairer skin! We in the non-white world are entering a new world of mental and pschologial white COLONIALISM!!! And we are allowing it!? And where the concept of white is beautiful is being reinforced even by us! The weak will succumb for sure!! I want my baju kurung, sarees and cheongsam girls back please??!!!See here please!



See the video above and the folllowing write-up was sent to me: "Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that's wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now! In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman's disgusting brown vagina hadn't ruined everything! The dude can't even bring himself look at her. He can't look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife's dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash ("Freshness + Fairness"). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, "Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET'S BONE."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Egged on by a sultry picture of That Most Obscure Object Of Desire dressed in pink, plus the potential of further elucidations of said object and/or some pornographical delights of the same, I thuswith proceeded to click thereat at your poetical piece here, only to be met with some disappointing writeup, not up to the mark as what the illustrations or the title of this topic was purported to be. I therefrom exited this most disgusting (not to mention time-wasting) reading venture, not without having a piece of my mind installed herein before I do, as you are now wont to witness by merely reading this piece of mine.

I then proceeded to go out to the porch and fetch the papers, read the obituaries and, having satisfied that my name was not in it, got back in and brewed myself a cup of coffee.

Marking Bagpie (your cousin)

adham said...

Manusia mengejar apa yang dia tiada

Si muka pucat berjemur tengah panas supaya kulit berubah warna menjadi tan

Yang sedias asal tan nak jadi putih pulak

Anonymous said...

This confirms it. You really are stupid.

Pasquale said...

I don't believe this! You stupid people are missing the point!!!!The whole point! Why do I even bother!!!

Anonymous said...

Pasquale, you very good lah. Now u want to insult our Hindruf's brothers. Actually we UMNO support don't need Indians vote, U know what, they are brought in to collect latex which is white, so they know which colour is more valuable.

Pasquale said...

Sometime I wonder who are these people that leave comments in my blogsite.
The one about "vagina" they are all missing the point.
The point is Asians are so insecure for not being white will go to the extend of giving sublimial messages that even if your vagina are not white you are no-good as a person. I saw many whitening lotions being sold in the country and why? In Africa many countries promote whitening skin lotions to a point of making Black Africans mentally incapacitatd and not able to produce due to insecurity! My blog is not about Vagina okay mental repression because of our own doing!

Anonymous said...

sarees and cheongsam......kasi reti cebok dulu boleh tak.

Anonymous said...

oopss.. is that where Vinnan pops out from.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is when you live in a Western country , it's all about having darker skin (ie tanning products)

Anonymous said...

yeah but there is a difference- they like that golden tan look, not dark really. East european will resort to cabin tan, which makes them look orangish- considered tacky amongst the mat salehs.

Anonymous said...

I remember the neneks and makciks when they meet their future cucu or daughters in law. Their first remark will almost always be... "lawa... putih nya". Never mind if the eyes are so sepet you dont know if they are open or close or that the tits and ass are airport category ...hehe

Anonymous said...

LOL! I'm guilty of that too.. I prefer white babies and children more than the dark ones. What to do.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder ;p

RCZ

SilVerWings2011 said...

nice article dude..you've made my day..literally..haha